Who we are

Our website address is: https://prattleonboyo.com. We enjoy sun rise/set drenched walks on the beach while sipping a tropical adult beverage with a colorful paper umbrella that has preferably speared a chunk of pineapple and/or orange. Turn offs: Spam, balloons, cigarette smoke, and people who chew with their mouths open while blaring Lady In Red from a BT speaker. Also, anyone who insists on wearing a white Speedo to a public pool. Nobody wants to see your chewed bubble gum lard ass crack, your shriveled peanut-sized genitalia, or your retro bush camel toe, so go change your swimsuit. Immediately.

What personal data we collect and why we collect it

Comments

When visitors leave comments on the site we collect the data shown in the comments form, and also the visitor’s IP address and browser user agent string to help spam detection.

An anonymized string created from your email address (also called a hash) may be provided to the Gravatar service to see if you are using it. The Gravatar service privacy policy is available here: https://automattic.com/privacy/. After approval of your comment, your profile picture is visible to the public in the context of your comment.

Media

If you upload images to the website, you should avoid uploading images with embedded location data (EXIF GPS) included. Visitors to the website can download and extract any location data from images on the website.

Contact forms

Are entirely optional. Questions, comments or business engagement proposals are welcome.

Cookies

If you leave a comment on our site you may opt-in to saving your name, email address and website in cookies. These are for your convenience so that you do not have to fill in your details again when you leave another comment. These cookies will last for one year.

If you visit our login page, we will set a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts cookies. This cookie contains no personal data and is discarded when you close your browser.

When you log in, we will also set up several cookies to save your login information and your screen display choices. Login cookies last for two days, and screen options cookies last for a year. If you select “Remember Me”, your login will persist for two weeks. If you log out of your account, the login cookies will be removed.

If you edit or publish an article, an additional cookie will be saved in your browser. This cookie includes no personal data and simply indicates the post ID of the article you just edited. It expires after 1 day.

Embedded content from other websites

Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.

These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.

Analytics

Who we share your data with

Prattleonboyo.com does not share you data. It may, however, be indexed by Google’s web spiders.

How long we retain your data

If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained indefinitely. This is so we can recognize and approve any follow-up comments automatically instead of holding them in a moderation queue.

For users that register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All users can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username). Website administrators can also see and edit that information.

What rights you have over your data

If you have an account on this site, or have left comments, you can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about you, including any data you have provided to us. You can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about you. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes.

Where we send your data

Visitor comments may be checked through an automated spam detection service.

Your contact information

Will never be used unless you specifically request to be contacted. Or you send hate mail and/or death threats, in which case, I will have Mr. Tiddles trace your IP address and then ask him to send a heavily armed SWAT team to lob a few flash grenades through your windows and use the enforcer to smash down your door at 5am to look for the meth lab in your house.

Additional information

How we protect your data

Your data may be backed up during disaster recovery procedures in effect for this website.

Industry regulatory disclosure requirements

Prattleonboyo.com has no duty at this time to make any disclosure(s) relating to industry regulations. We want everyone who accesses it to know that this blog is the unpaid hobby of a private individual whose content may or may not be indexed, analyzed or optimized by Google.